August 2010
LGBT Laughs: I was talking with some friends and,... →
I was talking with some friends and, somehow, my asexuality came up. I joked that I don’t think I’d ever actually get married, but would love to have a wedding for the hell of it. Friend: “You should marry another asexual for the tax benefits. You wouldn’t have to live together or even see each…
“I never understood why it is if people call you gay it’s supposed to be...”
– Michael Ian Black (Submitted by lovelylouse) (via lgbtlaughs)
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Cismales Don't Have Vaginas
I have a question about the bible.
How does a man “lie with a man as one lies with a woman,”
If all the Bible really accepts is missionary style after marriage?
Pre-judged
When people saw Gaga they had to know what made her tick.
Why does she do that? Why does she wear all that?
“Maybe she’s like the guys from Kiss.”
“She just wants attention.”
“She’s disturbed.”
But I’m with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on this one.
“It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data.
Insensibly one begins to twist...
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“Ding ding, baby!”
– EVERYONE
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“Everyone else gets to sleep with Tiger, why don’t I?”
– Aunty
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“… and, if you can’t reach it, “ding ding” works for me.”
– Trolley Driver
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“I’ve been touched but not entered.”
– Birthday Bud
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“Can you imagine banging Jesus?”
– Aunty
“If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty.”
– Japanese Proverb
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BTW I'M STILL IN THIS CLOSET AND IF YOU'D GIVE ME...
Lucky there’s no timer! ^_^
Do you really want to know?
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THERE WAS NO RED WIRE IN THE QUESTION...THERE WERE...
Well, maybe it’s hiding? There’s got to be a red wire!
Okay, um then it’s probably the blue one.
Do you really want to know?
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what's up? :)
Peanut-butter and Banana! <3
Do you really want to know?
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please help me. i'm in a closet with a bomb. do i...
Red wire, it’s always the red wire.
Do you really want to know?
I watch Bryan Safi online a lot since AfterElton.com posts links.
BUT I JUST SAW HIM ON MY TV! … Ahem.
I like seeing “teh Ghey” on TV >.<
“Proposition 8 fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and...”
– Judge Vaughn Walker’s official ruling.
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Saddening, no?
I realized early in life that the things that angered me in others were generally things I disliked in myself. In a weird way, it’s fun to see the George Rekers of the world proving my 12 year old self right.
But the hypocrisy, ultimately, disgusts me.
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Inner Voice
I have this problem where I read most poetry as I would read a lymeric.
This sucks for haiku.
“If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you’ve...”
– Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie’s Area
